epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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