i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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