we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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