I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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