At least make sure they are 18
Why
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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