i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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