Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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