yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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