jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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