i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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