Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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