google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Your penis caused this!
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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