i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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