It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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