That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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