I'm lost and stupid without you.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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