At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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