Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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