So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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