? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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