I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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