no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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