Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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