You're my little dorito
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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