she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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