i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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