I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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