oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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