you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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