just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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