he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
vagina is talking i cant
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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