Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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