Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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