i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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