You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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