How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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