You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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