Where did you get a picture of my penis
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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