the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
pop tarts are not kleenex
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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