i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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