bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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