I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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