11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I could have mohawked her pubes.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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