waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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