OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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