What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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