Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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