It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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