chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I have post one night stand depression
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