Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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