How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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