i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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